!: You'll Never Blue Ball in This Town Again: One Woman's Painfully Funny Quest to Give It Up

Thursday, October 21, 2010

You'll Never Blue Ball in This Town Again: One Woman's Painfully Funny Quest to Give It Up

!1: Now is the time You'll Never Blue Ball in This Town Again: One Woman's Painfully Funny Quest to Give It Up Order Today!

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"Can’t a girl dress like a hooker, dance like a stripper, and kiss like a porn star and still be a nineteen-year-old virgin?"

You’ll Never Blue Ball in This Town Again is the laugh-out-loud story of an attractive Los Angeles woman who found herself in the predicament of being an unwilling virgin. As an actress, writer, and stand-up comedienne, Heather McDonald passed up ample opportunities to have her V-card revoked by handsome, rich, and sometimes even fabulously famous men, but she could not bring herself to do "it" until well after her friends had been deflowered.

As Chelsea Handler so lovingly puts it, "Thank God Heather waited twenty-seven years to lose her virginity or she wouldn't have any material for this book." Whether in a backseat, a community pool, or a sports stadium, with a frat boy, a doctor, or an A-list celebrity, Heather McDonald knew how to turn those boys blue. Unlike "putting out," blue balling might not have paid her rent or landed her free trips to Hawaii, but it did provide her with hilarious stories and adventures in her search for true love—and, ultimately, her very own happy ending. Now, Heather McDonald will never blue ball in this town again.

!1: Best Buy I was in a sorority at USC in the mid 80s and KNEW Heather...and just saw her and Chelsea in their show this summer.
I never knew she was so darn funny ..who knew that this Gamma Phi with So LA CA hair and makeup was hysterical.

Lets just say that Heather is WAY funnier in person and on stage..and Chelsea had to rant and ramble (vodka anyone??) to get some laughs.She even had to comment on my spouse's package while he was standing at the exit waiting for me in the loo. We left early and stood outside as Chelsea really had nothing funny to say. She is MUCH funnier one on one and when she has her cohorts.

Her show suits her better and well let us all recall how AWFUL the MTV music awards were...the critics had a field day. SO WHAT have you had published lately? AND lets see..I could barely get through Chelseas latest boo..snore. So lets give a first time author who is a RIOT and NOT A DRUNK a break... on Sale!